What is Poor Bunny?
Poor Bunny isn't just another platformer—it's a gravity-defying ballet of carrots and chaos. This indie gem combines precision jumping with "Bounce Physics 2.0" (our proprietary momentum system) across 50 handcrafted levels.
"I thought I mastered platformers until Poor Bunny's 'Carrot Vortex' level spun my expectations upside down!" - Steam reviewer PixelPioneer
The game's "Emotional Whiplash Algorithm" dynamically adjusts soundtrack intensity based on player mistakes, creating accidental symphonies of failure.
How to Survive Poor Bunny's Madness?
Controlling the Chaos
• Bunny Hop: Hold jump to charge, release for variable height
• Carrot Whip: Swing collected carrots as temporary platforms
• Panic Mode: Triple-tap down to emergency flatten (2s cooldown)
The Three Laws of Bunny
- More carrots = slower fall speed
2. Every 7th bounce triggers "Lucky Foot" crit jump
3. Landing on enemies resets all movement abilities
Pro Terror Tips
Intentionally fail the first 3 jumps to activate hidden "Underbun" mode where gravity reverses after 15 seconds of play.
Why Poor Bunny Devours Competitors?
Dynamic Trauma System
Enemies remember your previous deaths and taunt you with personalized insults via "BunnySign Language" animations.
Procedural Amnesia
Each playthrough subtly rearranges checkpoint placements based on your playstyle—aggressive players find fewer safety nets.
Carrot Stock Market
Collected carrots fluctuate in value between levels, forcing risk/reward decisions about when to "cash out" for upgrades.
Emotional Damage Meter
The UI progressively glitches as your frustration increases, culminating in a therapeutic "Scream Into Controller" minigame at max rage.
